BILL
AND HILLARY CLINTON SIGHTED TOGETHER AT THEIR HOME
CHAPPAQUA,
New York
(RHP)
Former
president Bill Clinton and former fist lady Hillary Hamrod Clinton were
spotted together outside their Chappaqua,
New York
, home last weekend enjoying a pleasant suburban evening with friends.
The
pair were hosting a space-aliens-only fundraiser for Bigfoot and the Loch
Ness monster, with a special appearance by Elvis Presley.
HILLARY
SAYS GOVERNMENT’S JOB TO MAKE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE
CHAPPAQUA,
New York
(RHP)
Former
first lady Hillary Hamrod Clinton said this week that the job of
government is to make the impossible possible, to “dream the impossible
dream.”
Ms.
Hamrod Clinton made the statement while levitating upside down in a time
vortex with former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt.
CHINESE
DEDICATE
CLINTON
MEMORIAL—STATUE OF FORMER PRES
WITH POCKETS TURNED OUT
BEIJING
,
China
(RHP)
Video
footage recently smuggled out of China shows a memorial to former
president Bill Clinton being unveiled in Beijing’s famous Forbidden
City.
The
memorial, a statue of
Clinton
shrugging with his palms turned up and his trouser pockets turned out,
bears the inscription, “What, me wowwy?”
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